“Cooties on the Latte”
Hafa Adai Cooties,
I am humbled, in your support in electing me as your Grand Commander. May I perform as well as your expectations of me, as of myself. Let us go out and have some fun. This year’s theme is “Cooties on the Latte”. The latte stone is the foundation upon a home is built on. It is a tradition that is found throughout the Micronesian Islands. Latte is also a form of coffee that is definitely high test and will spin you up. Where am I going with this you ask? “Closer than a brother, Busier than a Bee, Keep them smiling in the Beds of White”. This is what we, as Cooties live by, this is our basic foundation. Let us go forth and multiply with a smile on our face, a beer in our hand and a brother at our shoulder.
We have started the year off with a running start. Our key to success is communication. Do not wait until the last minute to tell someone that you have a problem. Please contact any member of the Grand council if you do. We are here to help. Let us have a very successful year.
This is wishing you all Happy Fourth of July, “Happy Birthday America”, and a very lousy Supreme Scratch.
Yours in L.O.T.C.S.
Big Bug Bill aka B3